I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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