okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
