Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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