He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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