Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Houston, we have a squirter
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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