I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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