How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Fuck appropriateness.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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