Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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