I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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