I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
