I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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