...so i touched it.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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