sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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