Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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