my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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