I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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