i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
are you so shy because you have an std?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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