Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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