Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
try to milk me bitch
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