can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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