I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
