STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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