Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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