When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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