haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i wish my penis had a tongue
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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