I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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