After last night, I could never be a politician.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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