first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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