I got chris browned last night
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
