Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Do I have a choice?
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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