fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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