haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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