She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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