so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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