so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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