Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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