You're a womanizer and a bitch.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
