i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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