This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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