I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
