M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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