Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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