Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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