i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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