how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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