i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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