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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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