So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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