ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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