didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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